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At the very start, let me point out that we both have something in common. You don’t know what I’m going to write… and neither do I 🤦‍♀️

Well, I am a dynamic figure, 1+4+3+6+3+2+2+4+3+1+2+1 years old, ENTJ personality, fluent in Czech 🇨🇿 and sarcasm, awesome bathroom singer 🎶, green tea lover 🍵, fluffy bunnies’ admirer 🐇, pizza enthusiast 🍕, Czech beer drinker 🍻, Marvel universe fan 💪, theoretical chess player ♟️, ice hockey watcher 🏒 and toilet paper apocalypse 2020 survivor 🧻.

Omnipotent, but an apathetic underachiever, mindless ignorant of social networks. Often seen at squash court - I can hurl squash rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.

I’ve been waiting all winter to start complaining about the summer heat 🥵 – high temperatures make me realize I can’t go to hell.

Sometimes, I prefer to use my face for emoticons. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket 🛒. I manage time efficiently and my bills are all paid. 💲

I never seen to make the same mistake twice - I make it five or six times, just to be sure. I don’t believe in miracles. I rely on them. I cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. I wake up every morning with the excitement of wanting to go directly back to sleep.

The biggest lie I tell myself is „I don’t need to write that down, I‘ll remember it“ Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life but – of course – I forgot to write it down so don’t ask me about it.

I have spoken with former Czech president several times. I am humble. I have no need to brag.

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